RIP MacBook Pro Model Number A1150

MacBook Pro Model Number A1150 died Wednesday night in it's sleep mode, in an apartment on Via Nicola Fabrizi, in Rome, Italy. It is survived by its owner, Cass Trumbo; it was shortly thereafter followed by Cass Trumbo's notebook and will soon be followed by Cass Trumbo's cell phone.

MacBook Pro Model Number A1150 was delievered by a stork of sorts in July of 2006, and enjoyed an aimless life of playing music and fiddling with the internet until it discovered its true purpose in word processing. Soon, MacBook Pro Model Number A1150 became a factory of words, churning out stories, limmericks, and nonsensical things that no one should ever be allowed to read. Luckily, those nonsensical things (along with all such sensical things) were taken by A1150 to it's grave.

Says owner Cass Trumbo, "My stupid computer's broken." It will obviously be missed.

Shortly after the death of MacBook Pro Model Number A1150 on the night of April 2nd, 2008, Cass Trumbo's notebook managed to slip out of its pocket somewhere between Campo di Fiori and Piazza Trillussa. The notebook, which originated the stories that A1150 inked, supposedly committed suicide in the grief caused by the loss of its writing partner. The notebook most likely jumped to it's death somewhere on the bridge of Ponte Sisto.

Cass Trumbo's cell phone will shortly be following the other two possessions: it has been struggling with a cancer of the circuts for many months. It will not die as the notebook, in grief, but simply because it is obstinate, and can't stand working properly.